Cat vs. Dog

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A “Vine” Day for a Feral Cat

Vine can be a boon for marketing, PR, and communications in general. As the app evolves in our hands I will be happy to create cat videos in the short term (be sure to turn on the sound):

Just a Great Day

My dad playing ball with Milo during his recent trip to San Francisco.

My wife and I had been looking forward to a long Thanksgiving holiday for weeks. We planned day trips to relax and enjoy the company of our recently adopted dog, Milo. Just a few mellow days spent tossing a ball on the beach and exploring the Bay Area.

Little did we suspect that several emergencies would dash those plans and make a random Saturday in November so special. In just a few short hours my father came home after suffering a Thanksgiving heart attack, our dog bounced back from a week spent battling a mystery illness, our cat Scout was given the all-clear for a recently developed breathing problem, and Ms. Kluender and I shared a moment that had her laughing louder than I had heard in a long time.

It is often said that bad news can derail your plans. None of us could have planned how to get where we are this day but I’m thankful that we are all here to celebrate it.

Cats: Shameful Little B*stards

In a previous entry I highlighted dog-shaming and its spread across the interwebs. Well, never to be outdone, cat owners have taken to their own version of pet embarrassment with a new cat-shaming site (check out the slideshow below). Just as the best dog-shaming photos highlighted the heart wrenching guilt-ridden expressions of dogs, the best cat-shaming photos play to the worst of feline behavior – aloof disregard and outright acceptance of their own superior place in the animal hierarchy.

Now that you’ve seen the worst of both species, please share stories of your own pets in the comments section below – good or bad. And don’t forget to watch this video and cast your vote for whether you prefer cats or dogs.

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Scout perches precariously on the thin windowsill, the sides of her hanging stomach partially cover her feet. Her muscles twitch every few seconds but her gaze never wavers. Her one eye is locked on the three pigeons that have decided to once again roost on the roof of the neighboring house.

As she moves closer, pressed tight against the small window her, feet slip from the edge forcing her to quickly regain her balance. Black fur masks her empty left socket where her eyelids were surgically joined years ago. The last time she was on the other side of the glass, Scout had lost a direct battle with a car at the tender age of six months. Or maybe she had won given her current state of breathing regularly.

As she moves closer to the end of the sliding windows, she calls out in her primal bird song, a near cackle of a cry. Her tail whips and her jaw vibrates as she remembers hunts buried deep in her DNA.

I slide open the window for her to taste the cool air. Her peaceful stalking is quickly broken by the shrill horns from the cars below. I close the window but it is too late. Scout hops from the sill to the down comforter, circling twice before cleaning her paws.

Dog Tired and Cat Clean (?)

Ms. Kluender and I just returned from a trip to Vancouver. In less than 24 hours we took two early morning flights, enduring the delays that come with flying, emceed a family member’s wedding, and took two of the longest taxi rides that did not end at an airport.

Needless to say, we are a bit tired today. As we recoup, please enjoy this video of our cat Scout exhibiting her near Olympic flexibility.

When First Is Last


CNN and Fox News scooped other media outlets early yesterday when the Supreme Court announced its landmark health care opinion. Unfortunately in their rush to the break the news both stations simply got it wrong. What took an hour to correct on air would quickly become a side-story for media pundits and comedians throughout the day and would shed new light on the battle to be first in a 24 hour news cycle.

CNN later apologized in a statement saying it ““regrets that it didn’t wait to report out the full and complete opinion regarding the mandate.’’ Fox, however, stuck by its reporting according to an Associated Press interview with network executive Michael Clemente who stated, “Fox reported the facts, as they came in.”


So what happened? In short, news became a game show. It was a scene pulled straight from The Family Feud. Teams were ready, hands on the buzzer, as staffers poured over the 193-page document, searching for clear cut statements and only finding endless legalese. Who would be first to decipher page after page of legalese and hit upon the nugget that stated the opinion? CNN and Fox buzzed in together and gave their answer as President Obama was glued to the television.

As the news was incorrectly reported, other media outlets held back. According to the AP, they and Bloomberg News first reported the correct opinion just after 10AM EST, followed by Reuters and the SCOTUSblog as The New York Times blogged that they were further analyzing the opinion until they were satisfied that they could report it correctly. That came at 10:20AM EST.

The Scoop

In the news business the scoop has historically been the ultimate prize. Viewers of Aaron Sorkin’s new HBO drama, ‘The Newsroom’, will be familiar with the scoop after watching last week’s episode when the fictional staffers are the first to realize and secure interviews regarding the extent of the BP Deepwater Horizon disaster.

Edgar’s face was reattached by a reconstructive veterinary surgeon. PHOTO: Brian Adams

Public relations professionals are also familiar with the scoop as they work to tie their clients’ stories to breaking news. When an earthquake struck Boston last summer, evacuees from the downtown buildings were milling about while I was on the phone to the AP explaining my first hand account while working at United Way. When it was announced that Steve Jobs had passed away, I was drafting a quote from my CEO describing how iPads were helping children learn in and out of school. When the world was focused on the upcoming face transplant of a female patient at a Boston hospital, I was with the AP the day before, in a surgical suite as one of the national’s leading veterinary surgeons reattached a cat’s face that had been peeled off in a horrific accident. It was when, as a young reporter for a weekly paper, I had the only interviews to uncover a major embezzlement case at a nonprofit, and sat on it until press time to finally beat out the regional daily.

If you are in any way part of creating news media, you felt that rush when you own the scoop and with one eye on the clock you package the information for consumption. You also felt the gravity of being the first to file the report, share the story, and take center stage. Having been there hundreds of times, I understand the balance between filing first and accurate reporting. Yesterday we saw what happens when the competitiveness takes center stage. Fortunately, we also read accurate reports filed by multiple outlets that took the extra minutes necessary to better inform the public.

What are your thoughts after watching conflicting news reports yesterday?

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