Just Be Yourself: If Twitter Had a Mom


When it comes to social media our parents provided us with the best advice possible – “Just be yourself”. While they didn’t know it at the time they were actually helping us prepare for a life online, where authenticity is rewarded and creating false personas is frequently lambasted.

This got me thinking, what if social media platforms or apps had parents? What advice would they be given as they mature and find their identities? Here are a few classic lines, some slightly altered, that apply:

“I’m going to count to six… ”

“If your friend re-tweeted every kitten photo, would you do it too?“

“You can have privacy when you pay for your own home.”

“Answer me when I ask you a question.”

“Quit being so dramatic.”

“Why can’t you be more like your friend? She’s a doctor.”

“Because I said so.“

“Beauty is in the eye of the beholder.”

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“If you can’t say something nice, don’t say anything at all.”

“Do you want me to stop this car right now?”

“You have two legs. Get it yourself.”


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